Ode to Chopper (2005-2017)

I took you from the trash when no one wanted you and nursed you back to health.
You were thankful and said I need not work by stealth.

Before you said they didn't care about you, all they did was use you,
But I cleaned you out, and never again did you pout.

You ran fast! (for an old machine)
And did your work! (and I always kept you clean)

Chopper, chopper, where did you go?
Nothing left now, nothing left to know

You waved goodbye with a blinking yellow light
and though it didn't seem right
I knew you had to leave, as we all must, one sad and lonely night.